she's got stickers on her locker

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

paternalpadfoot:
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

dagashi:

any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

sadtit:

my mom: come down dinner is done
me: ok
my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table
me:

asapwalky:

APPLE GOT ME OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A JOKE

giannigaga:

thespinyechidna:
giannigaga:
i never even noticed they misspelled beetles… why did they do that? ok
Beatles…beat….like music…beat…les
beat-less? aint that the truth!! #scalpt #clapback #drag

imsoshive:

imsoshive:
All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat
Nvm she called back

me: I am young

my noisy joints: are you sure

wormsuggestion:

really like no offense I just wanna know why theater kids are..Like that

bpdjerk:

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone
me: here come the tears

amor:

haemus:
How yall been
Mind your own fucking business

kramergate:

the random post generator just dragged me within an inch of my life

himatzu:

me: hey mom i found something outside
mom: it better not be a frog
me: